For those I love I sacrifice

zachsgay:

zachsgay:

i need a 1k selfie before i die

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(via hi)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via chiefnadina)

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

(via dunderbus)

bennybatch:

i literally choked on my popcorn in the movie theatre

(Source: iamnevertheone, via dunderbus)

(Source: metal-marble, via jerkidiot)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via dunderbus)

"We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off."

- Chuck PalahniukFight Club (via infamousgod)

(Source: INFAMOUSGOD, via relahvant)

themaidofdishonor:

Happy Easter, everyone!

(Source: raiseusfromperdition, via walkthepilots)

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

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(Source: -teesa-, via walkthepilots)